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explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iguanamouth:

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FINDING THE SILVER LINING TO A SITUATION



Track: Always
Artist: Erasure
Album: Pop Goes the 90's

unicornsquad:

Always - Erasure

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER WHICH MEANS I GET TO REBLOG THAT VIDEO OF THE PUMPKIN DANCE EVERY DAY FOR 31 DAYS

IM TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I FORGOT ABOUT SEPTEMBER IM A FUCKING MORON HOW DID I EVEN GET INTO COLLEGE

why is this getting notes is my shame not great enough already









reptilelord:

browningtons:

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

THERE’S ACTUALLY THREE MORE FREE! ETERNAL SUMMER CHARACTER SONG RELEASES IN OCTOBER

myladysatsuki:

thinking bout my internet friends like

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS