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travelerlainewalker:

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

henriettahippo

zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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PSA: TFW JOKES AND TFW NO GF POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!

mellotron:

cophate:

THIS INCLUDES FEELS GUY POSTS

GET BETTER HUMOR

thank you

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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

amewicuh:

I bet APH Iceland wrote this one 

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aphsweden:

when peOPLE MISTAKE CHINESE THINGS FOR JAPANESE THINGS

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

theheroheart:

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

I mean, one should probably note that faen doesn’t actually translate to fuck, it’s just a swearword of about equal intensity. Faen has no sexual connotations, it’s a short form of “fanden” which is another word for a devil or demon. I think we’d be slightly less keen to put a word on the cover if it were both a swearword AND meant to have sex. But only slightly, mind you.

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick