I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.
your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
when peOPLE MISTAKE CHINESE THINGS FOR JAPANESE THINGS
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
I mean, one should probably note that faen doesn’t actually translate to fuck, it’s just a swearword of about equal intensity. Faen has no sexual connotations, it’s a short form of “fanden” which is another word for a devil or demon. I think we’d be slightly less keen to put a word on the cover if it were both a swearword AND meant to have sex. But only slightly, mind you.
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick